Comedy has a special place in our hearts, and nothing beats a great one-liner. The perfect blend of timing, delivery, and wit can send audiences into fits of laughter. Here are the 20 best one-liners in comedy history that still crack us up.

1. "I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own." - Les Dawson

2. "I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure." - Tommy Cooper

3. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She gave me a hug." - Rodney Dangerfield

4. "I asked my dad if we could turn him into a salad ingredient because he’s a bit of a vegetable." - Milton Jones

5. "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister." - Will Marsh

6. "People say I've got no willpower. But I’ve quit smoking loads of times." - Mark Watson

7. "Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal." - Paul F. Taylor

8. "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together; It was riveting!" - Stewart Francis

9. "I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised." - Tim Vine

10. "I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again." - Tim Vine